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Me: Oh, Hey Karl!
Karl Lagerfeld: Hey, E! vat's kickin'?
Me: Pah, not much. Listen - wanna seat me front row at the Chanel Fashion show?
Karl Lagerfeld: Sure thing E, don't sveat it.
Me: Chika yeaaah. Thanks KL, You're the man.
Karl Lagerfeld: I know darlink. *hands me Chanel bag* You go gurlfriend. Vork that shit.
Karl and I: *Secret BFF handshake*
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know